| The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude - 624 sec
*this is not my work - all credits go to thewebsiteisdown.com*
After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you.
Created by: Josh Weinberg
Sales Guy: Casey Cochran
Web Dude: Josh Weinberg
Trevor from Arvada: Jesse
JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs
Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving
Music By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteam
User interface Open Source Credits:
// VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php
// Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank Bi
Thanks To:
Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux, Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and Microsoft (for creating so many things to make fun of).
Please Enjoy.
If you have problems logging in then just try harder.
Please don't sue me.
halo gaming unix animation short film trailer geek nerd humor machinima
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Auteur : der8lub
Tags: Website Down Sales Guy vs Web Dude funny tech support halo entertainment short film video game it unix nerd geek gaming
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| Basic HTML and CSS Tutorial. Howto make website from scratch - 2359 sec
You can put your site on the web using a free host
http://blog.jimmyr.com/List_of_Webhosting_Companies_17_2008.php
Yeah, it's long. #1 requested tutorial on my page is how to make your own site though. I guess it beats those "learn html in 24 hours" books in any case. See the freehosts below on how to put your page online.
w3 html and css
http://www.w3schools.com/html/
http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp
Simple HTML/CSS Layout Examples
http://blog.html.it/layoutgala/
http://www.code-sucks.com/css%20layouts/faux-css-layouts/
http://www.mycelly.com/
http://www.thenoodleincident.com/tutorials/box_lesson/boxes.html
Simple CSS Formatter
http://csstypeset.com/
HTML testing Sandbox
http://htmlsandbox.com/
CSS cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search
HTML Cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=html+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search
Group that standardizes html
http://www.w3.org/
MetaTags
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&pwst=1&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=meta+tags&spell=1
doctype
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doctype&btnG=Search
Adding Images as backgrounds
http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_background.asp
RGB Color
You can indicate color by using RGB mode too. eg. #336699 is a nice blue google likes to use. It stands for 33 red, 66 green, and 99 blue in hexadecimal. Here's a RGB color picker
http://www.siteprocentral.com/html_color_code.html
Domains cost money, like $10 a year usually or less. I'm not going to endorse any registrars.
CSS rounded corners
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+rounded+corners&btnG=Search
Change the look when printing (media)
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/media.html
CSS Popular Pages
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=css&type=all
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=top+css&type=all
HTML Validator
http://validator.w3.org/
CSS Validator
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
Some decent text editors
http://www.context.cx/
http://www.pspad.com/
http://notepad-plus.sourceforge.net/uk/site.htm
http://www.jedit.org/
http://www.scintilla.org/SciTE.html
http://www.notetab.com/
html forums
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.html/topics?lnk=gschg
CSS Forums
http://csscreator.com/?q=forum/
Info about "Lorem Ipsum" often seen on template pages
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
CSS Transparency
IE
filter:alpha(opacity=50);
Firefox
-moz-opacity:0.5;
kde based browsers
-khtml-opacity: 0.5;
Safari
opacity: 0.5;
startTime{00:09}
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Auteur : jimmyrcom
Tags: jimmyrcom html tutorial css tutorials howto make website websites custom edit scraft beginners advanced free hack
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| Photoshop Tutorial Slice and Export a Website Layout + HTML - 1264 sec
Welcome to this video tutorial! We will learn how to take a Photoshop created web page layout template and slice it into individual pieces and then export it with an HTML file. We will cover user slices, layer based slices, auto slices, naming slices, assigning links to slices, alternate text for slices, creating multiple slices at one time, previewing our file in a web browser, saving individual slices as gifs or jpgs from the same document, and exporting a fully functional HTML file to go along with all of it. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Auteur : tutvid
Tags: Adobe Photoshop Tutorial Training Web Page Webpage Site Website Template Layout Slicing Optimize for Optimizing
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| Google Analytics - Optimizing Customer Experiences - 1526 sec
Tom Leung describes how to implement a variety of testing scenarios using Website Optimizer.
http://www.google.com/analytics/conversionuniversity.html
Auteur : Google
Tags:Google Analytics
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| 'Change Has Come to America' - 1012 sec
President-elect Barack Obama addresses nation after historic victory; calls for unity, service
Auteur : FoxNewsElectionHQ
Tags: FOX News Channel Politics Election John McCain Barack Obama Victory Speech
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| Lady GaGa - Poker Face - 233 sec
Music video by Lady GaGa performing Poker Face
with Ray Kay [Video Director], Jil Hardin [Video Producer]
(C) 2008 Interscope Records
Auteur : universalmusicgroup
Tags: Lady GaGa Poker Face Pop Streamline/Kon Live/Interscope Ray Kay [Video Director] Jil Hardin Producer]
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| angela - Shikabane Hime Aka OP PV - Beautiful fighter - 253 sec
For best quality, use this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJgmwHYTDo&fmt=18
PV encoded from the DVD that came with the single "Beautiful fighter".
Auteur : guuchan2008
Tags: angela Shikabane Hime Aka PV Beautiful fighter 屍姫 赫
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| Riz Khan - Manipulating US elections - 27 Oct 08 - Part 1 - 755 sec
The Riz Khan show looks at how electronic voting could be manipulated to flip the outcome of the 2008 US presidential election.
Auteur : AlJazeeraEnglish
Tags: Riz Khan US Elections voterigging Clint Curtis Brad Friedman
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| Mac Lethal - Calm Down Baby - 293 sec
From the album "11:11"
Hello world,
I am very proud to present to you, after a long time in development, the "Calm Down Baby" music video! My great friend, and video director, Kyle Harbaugh and I really pushed the limits of guerilla style DIY entertainment with this one. Everything from the grenade launcher van explosions, to the thrashing of the Japanese restaurant cost us under $6,000. We are absolutely thrilled to finally show the world this creation. Please show this video to everyone you think would enjoy it. I believe anyone who likes seeing shit get blown up will enjoy this.
Mac Lethal
http://www.myspace.com/maclethal
Buy it from:
http://www.fifthelementonline.com
http://www.itunes.com
http://www.amazon.com
Auteur : TheRealRhymesayers
Tags: mac lethal rhymesayers calm down baby hip hop rap black clover dj sku
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| ATHENE BTS#42: The New Website - 401 sec
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Athene:
http://athene.movielol.org
Music by Brad Sucks:
http://www.bradsucks.net
(his new album rocks, get it for free at his site!)
ZOMG TANIA PIX:
http://ipower.ning.com/profile/Tania
I Power:
http://ipower.movielol.org
Athene movie:
http://www.wrathofthe1337king.com
Auteur : AtheneWins
Tags: ipower athene tania funny paladin world warcraft chiren ian dean furious
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| Barry m NEON scene retro glam make up tutorial look - 720 sec
Hia everyone,
This is another one of my Barry m videos form their website.
I love the colours in this one especially and since Neons are the hottest colours this season.
I'm still waiting for my camera & editor programme to work properly so I thought I would pop this one up as well in the mean time.
The products used are all by barry m cosmetics:
shimmering eye & lip crayon 1
Dazzle dust yellow 76
Dazzle dust lime green 75
Dazzle dust neon pink 85
Super soft eye crayon black
Intense volume mascara black
Lipgloss gt6 Iridescent Violet Glitter
Barry m nail paint vivid purple 161
http://www.barrym.co.uk/
When ordering any products from the barry m website, use your special promotion code - LAUREN
to receive your free gift.
Hope you all enjoy :)
Zoom zoom
Auteur : panacea81
Tags: neon scene retro glam make up look barry dazzle dusts cosmetics makeup lesson tutorial panacea81
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| A/B Experiments with Google Website Optimizer - 305 sec
Learn how to set up A/B experiments in Google Website Optimizer.
Auteur : Google
Tags: Google Website Optimizer
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| The Website Is Down.. - 571 sec
Some poor IT guy is forced to pause his Halo game in order to deal with a bunch of dumb employees who are absolute morons. Voices have been altered to protect identities, it's not a company of elves.
Auteur : AnotherLaugh
Tags: itv guy do not rooboot server web funny
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| The Website Is Down (with russian subtitles). Русские субтитры. - 624 sec
Будни техподдержки.
Готовы посмеяться?
Обсуждение - http://habrahabr.ru/blog/humour/46313.html
За русские сабы спасибо x40c (x40c.habrahabr.ru)!!!
Auteur : xteufelx
Tags: thewebsiteisdown.com
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| Website Optimizer: Creating and Launching Experiments - 4502 sec
Step-by-step walk through of how to successfully create and launch A/B and multivariate experiments in Website Optimizer.
http://services.google.com/websiteoptimizer/
Auteur : Google
Tags: Google Website Optimizer
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| Napoleon Dynamite top ten moments------)website click it - 350 sec
http://famousrabbit.blogspot.com/
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Check it Out for napoleon dynamite videos
Napoleon Dynamite top ten moments i'm
irish so europeans do understand this film
i'm sorry about the order i made the video quickly and i realize some bit s should be in this video and others shouldn't :-[
Auteur : ronan0492
Tags: napoleon dynamite funny
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| Flash Tutorial Load Website Content Dynamically w/ Actions! - 1177 sec
Welcome to this video tutorial! In the following video we will learn how to load text from a text file sitting on a web server and display it in flash using dynamic text and actionscript. We will also learn how to load jpg,gif,png, and swf files using actionscript. All of the files loaded into our flash movie will be loaded from an external web server! Actionscript 2.0 is the actionscript version used in this video. Please enjoy responsibly and check out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Auteur : tutvid
Tags: Adobe Macromedia Flash Loading Load LoadVars Object Class Actionscripting Action Script Dynamic external Tutorial text
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| The Opposites - Me Nikes ft. Sef - 202 sec
New Kids On The Block: vanaf 10 december wekelijks op http://www.flabber.nl
Begin Twintig ligt NU in de winkel. Bestel de cd & het nieuwe The Opposites t-shirt op http://top-notch.nl
http://theopposites.nl
Geschoten & gemonteerd door 100% Halal: http://www.100procenthalal.nl
Auteur : TopNotchNL
Tags: The Opposites Begin Twintig Dom Lomp Famous Me Nikes Sef Top Notch Hip Hop Rap
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| How to Make A Website (and get it up and running!) PART 1/3 - 581 sec
Hey guys, this is my first tutorial, teaching you how to make your own website as well as upload all the files and make the pages function correctly, etc. Hopefully you can learn a few things from it. (sorry for my voice, I had a really bad cold at time of recording.)
If you have any questions feel free to reply and ask, or message me and I will reply.
This tutorial is aimed more at beginners, so if you're looking for more expert methods you might want to find a new tutorial, or perhaps skip through pieces of this one. I know I used some basic methods, not to say I don't know the more advanced ones, but as I mentioned this is for beginners.
Before everyone starts asking, i'm using WindowsBlinds to theme my windows, the theme is OpusOS (customized to black), and to record i'm using "My Screen Recorder Pro 2.3".
FOR SMARTFTP:
http://smartftp.com/
FOR DREAMWEAVER:
http://www.adobe.com/products/dreamweaver/
FOR PHOTOSHOP:
http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/family/
Thanks for watching, I hope you learned something. Don't forget to keep checking my website, www.trportfolio.net for more tutorials in the future!
(By the way, in case you missed it... "Least but not last."
Haha, i'm an idiot.)
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ATTENTION EVERYONE:
Addressing a few FAQS:
Do I have to use 1and1?
--No, there are tons of other great hosts out there. Just make sure they have FTP, otherwise uploading your images will take forever.
What about Freewebs?
--I do not recommend freewebs. You cannot have any php (used for login systems, blogs, etc), no mysql (used to save information, like usernames and passwords), and no FTP (used to upload files quickly and explore your directory freely). You can use freewebs and sacrifice the features above instead of paying about $3.00 a month, but like I said, you will only be allowed to upload 1 file at a time.
Can I use any image for slicing?
--Anything that you can open in imageready (which is pretty much any image file) can be sliced.
Are there alternatives to these methods?
--Of course there are, this is just a great way to learn. If you dislike coming across all those table expansion problems and such in dreamweaver, you can always make each image one at a time and create the tables yourself.
Is there a simple way to avoid the stretching and distorting of my website in dreamweaver?
--Yes, but its a little painstaking and a bit tougher to do. If you have a long image that is a gradient or a solid color, rather than keeping that image there, you can...
a) For solid colors, just find the color. Then, delete the image and make the background color of that section the same color.
b) For gradients, if it is a vertical gradient, make an image that is (1px by ?px, ? being the height.) What you can now do is rather than having one giant image gradient, you can have 100 of these side by side to create the same effect. This is a useful method because if you need to expand the width of your page now, you can just keep adding the small 1px pieces.
Hopefully this giant post helped a few people.
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Auteur : revo22x
Tags: howto web design website smartftp dreamweaver photoshop tutorial your own site 1and1 tut beginners html php htm
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| New Website + Preview - 50 sec
New Website is:
http://www.MapleFepior.co.cc
http://www.freewebs.com/maplefepior
Thanks for watching, Sub rate and view the site...
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